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Cela est illégal.

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I recently made dirty, fake-French t-shirts. Why, "Fake" French?

Because, I do not know French, other than traveling type stuff. One day.

I then took the stenciled letters I just made and wrote on walls. It's crazy what you can get away with at 4:00am in a bad neighborhood. I had halogen lights on and a camera set up on a tripod. No one cared, except one cracked-out guy, that wanted me to buy a TV he had just stolen.

Then, I took highly-suggestive photos of myself.

This shirt was made, after I made a few shirts for some new born babies. I thought the text would be inappropriate, but then again, newborn babies can't ready French, either.

If you've ever wanted to know how to safely suggest that you want to get laid, it's, "Prends ton Pied" - "Take Your Foot". Makes no sense what-so-ever to me, either. If I had to guess, I would think it'd have something to do with taking a walk to get away from people.

Alex Skazat is not Justin Simoni.

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