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Cloud Nine

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Below is a, "Tag Cloud" - it's a list of the most used words on this journal/sketchbook thing. The larger the word, the more times it's used. Clicking on the word will bring you to a Google Search of the word as its used on this site. Interesting? Almost. Below the cloud is the code I used to create it, and more blather about it.

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I forgoed going to the local Wednesday night 80's dance club makeout fest to give you the below code. I think I needed a break from socializing and working the, "oh, I'm this amazing artist" rap and more time, alone in my studio, in front a computer.

Note: This is very much a proof-of-concept.

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict; 

# Where I put the Text::Ngrams Module:
use lib qw(/home/alex/perllib); 

# lowest font size, in px
my $base_size = 10; 

# where are our text entries?
my $dir_to_search = '/home/alex/www/alex/ephemeris'; 

# what's the site URL?
my $site_url = 'http://skazat.com'; 

# what's the most words you want back? (before we filter for common words)
my $word_limit = 1250; 


# No more to really change; 
#---------------------------------------------------------------------#

use File::Find; 
use Text::Ngrams; 

my @files; 
my %count = (); 
my %results; 





# A list of words, we won't take into account, since either: 
# (1 They're part of the HTML of the page, 
# (2 They're locally weird
# (3 they're very common. 

my @banned_words = qw(

p strong img href em value param width border height com net org align style
images target blank skazat src solid black NAME PARAM http alt And s px www I
jpg gif table tr td id indexOf FFFFFF index serif row url br san meta size 
header blockquote bgcolor html text li  ol font quot ul nbsp hspace vspace cd
cccccc bold arial mailto span hr valign

currents verdana cgi am gt didn don wasn ssi th nav div

the of to and a in is it you that he was for on are with 
as I his they be at one have this from or had by hot word 
but what some we can out other were all there when up use 
your how said an each she which do their time if will way 
about many then them write would like so these her long make 
thing see him two has look more day could go come did number
 sound no most people my over know water than call first who 
may down side been now find any new work part take get place
 made live where after back little only round man year came 
show every good me give our under open seem together next 
white children begin got walk example ease paper group always 
music those both mark often letter until mile river car feet 
care second book carry took science eat room friend began idea
 fish mountain stop once base hear horse cut sure watch color 
face wood main enough plain girl usual young ready above ever 
red list though feel talk bird soon body dog family direct 
pose leave song measure door product black short numeral class 
wind question happen complete ship area half rock order fire 
south problem piece told knew pass since top whole king space 
heard best hour better true . during hundred five remember step
 early hold west ground interest reach fast verb sing listen 
six table travel less morning gentle woman captain practice 
separate difficult doctor please protect noon whose locate ring 
character insect caught period indicate radio spoke atom human 
history effect electric expect crop modern element hit student 
corner party supply bone rail imagine provide agree thus 
capital won't chair danger fruit rich thick soldier process 
operate guess necessary sharp wing create neighbor wash bat 
rather crowd corn compare poem string bell depend meat rub 
tube famous dollar stream fear sight thin triangle planet hurry
 chief colony clock mine tie enter major fresh search send 
yellow gun allow print dead spot desert suit current lift rose
 continue block chart hat sell success company subtract event 
particular deal swim term opposite wife shoe shoulder spread 
arrange camp invent cotton born determine quart nine name very
through just form sentence great think say help low line differ turn
cause much mean before move right boy old too same tell does set three
want air well also play small end put home read hand port large spell
add even land here must big high such follow act why ask men change went
light kind off need house picture try us again animal point mother world
near build self earth father head stand own page should country found
answer school grow study still learn plant cover food sun four between
state keep eye never last let thought city tree cross farm hard start
might story saw far sea draw left late run don't while press close night
real life few north ten simple several vowel toward war lay against
pattern slow center love person money serve appear road map rain rule
govern pull cold notice voice unit power town fine certain fly fall lead
cry dark machine note wait plan figure star box noun field rest correct
able pound done beauty drive stood contain front teach week final gave
green oh quick develop ocean warm free minute strong special mind behind
clear tail produce fact street inch multiply nothing course stay wheel
full force blue object decide surface deep moon island foot system busy
test record boat common gold possible plane stead dry wonder laugh
thousand ago ran check game shape equate hot miss brought heat snow tire
bring yes distant fill east paint language among truck noise level
chance gather shop stretch throw shine property column molecule select
wrong gray repeat require broad prepare salt nose plural anger claim
continent oxygen sugar death pretty skill women season solution magnet
silver thank branch match suffix especially fig afraid huge sister steel
discuss forward similar guide experience score apple bought led pitch
coat mass card band rope slip win dream evening condition feed tool
]total basic smell valley nor double seat arrive master track parent
shore division sheet substance favor connect post spend chord fat glad
original share station dad bread charge proper bar offer segment slave
duck instant market degree populate chick dear enemy reply drink occur
support speech nature range steam motion path liquid log meant quotient
teeth shell neck
); 

# make a simple lookup table...
my %banned_words = (); 
$banned_words{lc($_)} = 1 foreach @banned_words; 


my $ng = Text::Ngrams->new(type => 'word', windowsize => 1, limit => $word_limit);

# walk the directory structure, make note of the plain text (HTML) files...
find(\&wanted, $dir_to_search);
sub wanted {
	if(-r $File::Find::name && -f _ && -s _){ 
 		push(@files, $File::Find::name); 
	}
}
    
my $count = $ng->process_files(@files);

my @results = split("\n", $ng->to_string()); 

# Take note of what words were found, and how many 

foreach(@results){ 

	next if $_ =~ /\<NUMBER\>/;	    # We don't care about numbers.
	next unless $_ =~ m/\t/; 	    # a tab usually delimits 
								    # the word from the number
								
	my ($word, $count) = split("\t"); 
	
	next if length($word) <= 1; 	# has to be a word of 
									# more than one letter...
	next if its_banned($word); 	    # can't be a banned word...

	# make sure everything is lowercased...
	if(exists($results{lc($word)})){ 
		$results{$word} += $count;  
	}else{ 
		$results{lc($word)} = $count;  
	}
}


# Find the smallest amount, and set as, "0", 
# adjust all other numbers to relate to that
# baseline.

%results = massage_for_size(\%results); 

# Make out our links. 
my $str; 
foreach my $w(sort keys %results){ 
	$str .= wb_link($w, $results{$w});
}

# print it out!
print $str; 




sub massage_for_size { 

	my $results = shift; 
	
	my @numbers = values %$results; 
	
	@numbers = sort { $a <=> $b} @numbers; 
	my $smallest = $numbers[0];	
	foreach(keys %$results){ 
		$results{$_} -= $smallest; 
	}

	return %$results; 
}




sub wb_link { 

	my ($word, $count) = @_; 
	return '<span style="font-size:'. ( (int($count/3))  + $base_size ) .'px"><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=site:'.$site_url.'%20' . $word . '">'. $word . '</a> </span> ' . "\n"; 

}




sub its_banned { 

	my $word = shift; 
	return 1 if exists $banned_words{lc($word)}; 

}


__END__

=cut

Copyright (c) 2005 alex Simoni 

This program is provided "as is" without expressed or implied warranty. This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.

=cut


A few things to consider:

The above program uses a file system-based database - meaning: you have directories, and inside those directories, you have files, and more directories, that have files - we're not using SQL here.

I'm using some home-brewed stuff for my... whatever you want to call it, but you can pick up something called Blosxom and use this script with it. I may write a plugin for that program using the above as a starter - we'll see.

I decided to hack about making one of these cloud things to see if it would give me an insight on the six or so years of writing. The verdict? Not really. It's neat, but not useful enough.

Some problems:

The amount a specific word is used does not always mean that word is, well, really important. Sure, you can tell from the above cloud that, "art" is used a lot - so I guess that's important - although the cloud does not even begin to tell you how important related, but less used words are to the context of the writing. For example, ocularium does not show up at all. Common words will show up more, no matter what.

Speaking of context, we've completely obliterated it and made some sort of statistical graph. Go us. Nothing I like more than statistics.

Some Creme

What I guess is interesting, is that the information, (raw data - blah blah blah), is attempting to sort, "itself", meaning: We don't have to make a hierarchy of subjects to use in the journal thing, it's now doing it itself... sort of. I'm not sure if, "Something" is a subject worth pursuing - it's still sort of dense and stupid. I really wish I could get back a list of the most... least used words. Does that make any sense?

I hate the word, "blogging". I hate that most of the creative output put forth on personal sites has come to using simple web services like, blogging, photosharing and the like and less is used simply to experiment. That's not totally what I want to say, but there's gotta be an artist hired by one of these large blogging software companies to actually make something *cool* out of all this data processing. Because. There is no soul to sorted words with a graphical queue of amount used. What is something interesting I can use with this?

Absent to all, abstaining nothing.

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Happy Birthday to me.

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Art Farting

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There's a pretty large Mark di Suvero between the Denver Art Museum and the Denver Public Library.

Harry said that he climbed it one night and found that the top has a hinge, that MOVES! You're not supposed to climb the sculpture, but why would someone put a moveable part... to be MOVED in a sculpture, you're not supposed to climb on?!

I investigated.

Climbing.

climbing.jpg

Sitting.

sitting.jpg

From the roof of the Denver Art Museum.

from_afar.jpg

Sure enough, there's a hinge. And it moves. And it went, "Clank!" when I pushed it too hard. And the security did come out and catch me, twenty feet up.

I like this sculpture. Maybe the kinetic part is some sort of secret only the brave or stupid would find out about. A little joke di Suvero played. Maybe it just what worked and has no real purpose.

A somewhat similar in size and color scultpure is found at the Wadsworth Atheneum in Hartford called, Stegosaurus by Alexander Calder . When I was younger I was insanely into Dinosaurs and that sculpture really made me wonder.

When I was a teenager, I forgot about the Stegosaurus sculpture and the art museum right by, and focused on the marble ledges close by that were lots of fun to skateboard on. And now I think of the scultpure again.

Dinosaurs, always on my mind!

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Thanks Harry and Natalie. I had a very good time hanging out with the two of you; sleeping over at your new house, waking up! putsing around Denver and checking out the mythical, Hard Rock Cafe. Next week, maybe you two can free me from my workaholic stupers and get me to play some kickball.

Confessional Letters.

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Dear Fucker who stole my car stereo, (the third one of this car alone),

Thank you, so much for not breaking my window, but gaining access to my car by simply bending the window that is off its track because of cheap manufacturing techniques of the automotive corporation. It was a pleasure to get rid of that $45 POS. It took me about four months to figure out how to get AM radio stations on it, but once I did, driving was a lovely experience - let me know if you'd like the box and all the mounting accessories - they won't do me much good anymore;

By the way: I hope you enjoy the Ward Churchill CD that accompanied my copy of, "Pacifism As Pathology".

Also, thank you for not stealing my Talking Heads: '77 CD, or my Mr Pacman: Star Hustler CD. Next time, please put the papers you scattered from my glove compartment back in the glove compartment and realize that would have been the last place I'd put the handy detachable face.

Dear gang of six police officers riding large motorcycles,

I do appreciate letting me know that my good friend and I were one half hour past park curfew last Thursday as we were admiring Denver's fine skyline from the vantage point of Riverfront Park's public sculpture of a compass.

It's appreciative getting a pat down I was tricked in allowing and having my wallet, camera and pockets searched. I'm sorry you didn't find anything but carefully saved receipts kept for tax purposes for my self-owned business.

I understand that your little entourage was on the lookout for heroin shooting junkies that plague our fine public sculptures like cockroaches and I know fear has been proven as best practice when apprehending negligent (bad alex!) park lovers, such as myself and my good friend. Next time, I will have to ask if it was necessary to handcuff the young women whom I was with who weighs 100 lbs and stands 5'2" to give her a ticket.

I very special thanks in giving me back my bottle of wine with my ticket. I'll be sure to call the number to find out what my debt to society comes to.

Dear alex,

I am not going to allow you to buy new, fancy things, unless you learn to take care of them! Those Wayfarers were expensive and losing them last night - at night! by the way, was really fucking stupid. You weren't even drunk. What's up? You get what comes to you, you know;

-- alex skazat

April Fools is for Fools. Fools Like Us.

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Before April 1st, I sent a press release (view it for yourself) to all the local art critics saying that:

(1 I would be walking (map) three and one half miles from Sputnik on Broadway to Andenken Gallery on Market, carrying a six foot by six foot painting.

I invited the local press to tag along. I was going to wear a costume that was made up entirely of my NEXT BIG THING flyers. I had someone in line to film the entire walk for me.

and -

(2 I had exhumed the body of none other than Andy Warhol, who was going to be representing me during first Friday. I, being famous, had more important things to do.

I printed this press release on the back of one of my flyers. I sent just the most silliest things with the press release in large manila envelops.

I waited. Not one response to my press release. I mean, come-on: it was April 1st. These were weird and crazy things to say you were going to do.

I did them, anyways. Here's some shots of the walk -

Thanks goes to Jessica Bett, who manned the DV Cam and took digital pictures with the trusty Elph and somehow didn't run and scream away from my eccentricies. Thanks, Jessica!

Walking out of the Hi-Dive

still-comingoutofsputnik.jpg

I had an art show at Sputnik, which is right next to the Hi-Dive - basically the same place with a different feel. Show ended the night before. I took all the paintings, except one home with me that night and decided to walk this one home. I've done this before, with this exact painting and I had a whole lot of fun doing just that. Natalie, whom the painting is of, wanted to film me walking the painting home, so this film is for her. Here I am, coming out of the door.

Flyering

still-flyering.jpg

I was able to rest a bit and put some flyers up while I walked. Sirens were heard while I was putting this up, as if on queue.

I Missed The Bus

still-bus.jpg

I decided to cheat and see if I couldn't take the bus. The busdriver was so totally into taking me for a ride. I declined, as he was going the opposite direction.

Japanese Tourists

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To the right of us is the new wing of the Denver Art Museum under construction, designed by Daniel Libeskind; to the left is the Denver Public Library main branch; in back of us is the current Denver Art Museum.

Civic Center Park:

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I'm surrounded by two different kinds of people: private highschoolers and crack whores. The highschoolers were somewhat a surprise to see there. I signed autographs on the flyers. People wanted them dated as well. I complied.

15th

IMG_4189-justin.jpg

This guy's name is alex. He has a website too. Small world. We rapped about how to make canvases. Of all things. Dude was ripped. Interesting who approached me and for what reason.

It's Katie Taft!

still-katy_call_me.jpg

On the 16th Street Mall, we ran into none other than local Art Star, Katie Taft! Katie was on business, but I wrangled her into being in my film. I gave her direction: She was going to walk, I was going to approach her, ask her to take my painting for a little while, and I would stretch and take it easy. I wanted the footage we were taking to make a story based on The Stations of the Cross, and there's one part where one of the apostles helps Jesus carry the cross for... some reason... who knows. Been a while since I've been to church. Thank God.

Katie performed flawlessly. Here she is, giving me back my painting, and I gave her the International sign to, "Call me". Thanks, Katie.

Outside of the Museum of Contemporary Art, Denver

still-mca.jpg

This girl was evidentally working the door. I gave her the whole deal of what I was doing and asked if I could come in, walk around and film. She declined my idea and that was OK. I gave her a flyer. She was a good sport. I had recently became a member of the MCA and was rejected from their Biennial.

Here's the whole video:


So an hour later, I took a shower and dressed up as Andy Warhol to do the First Friday Art Crawl; every first Friday, most art galleries in the city have a big opening and free crackers and wine.

Being Andy Warhol is easy: A pair of Wayfarer RayBans, a dumb looking wig and acting at the same time completely ambiguous, not liking anything at all and telling other people to think for you. I am a natural.

I was bored out of my MIND looking at all the art on the walls. I realized that it was much funner to have art that moved outside of a gallery. Like: earlier today when I took that to its literal extreme. I'm snarky like that.

Regardless some shots:

It's Clark Richert!

warhol-clark_richert.jpg

Perhaps THE most famous artist in town - Gak's video taking caught Warhol and him talking at the Kinetics show at the Andenken. After all, it's who you're seen with that matters and Mr. Richert is the Gold Mine in that respect.

Jerimiah

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Jerimiah taught me to told me to hold my ring finger up to my mouth and pick at it from time to time. I could then swivle on this finger to give a half-assed wave to people I really didn't want to say hello to. Brilliant. Observe:

 

 

Beau there is my Number 1 fan, as you can tell.

Mary Anne

warhol-mary_anne.jpg

You can't be Warhol without a Femme Fatale. Natalie was supposed to play Edie Sedgwick for me, as the similarities are startling, but she forgot to tell me she was in a fashion show that same night. Enter: Mary Anne, played by Mellisa.

My pants in this picture are covered in paint. The jacket is Armani.

Gerard's taking the picture.

It's Lauri Lynnxe Murphy!

warhol-Lauri_Lynnxe.jpg

I stopped by another local Art Star, Lauri Lynnxe Murphy's Pod/Capsule and tried to look not so tall. Observe the vintage Polaroid camera in my hand.

Lipgloss

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Being Warhol, you're invited to do all sorts of things only important people do. Here he is in the DJ booth of a local dance night called, Lipgloss. That's Michael doing the mixin'.

There's Dirty Larry!

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Being Warhol also means hanging out with up and coming people that are beautiful. Larry of Fakture's date, Larry, Warhol and Danielle, girlfriend of the Swayback's Eric.

So ended my night. I met a girl during that night, dressed up as Andy Warhol. I gave her a flyer and told her all about, THE NEXT BIG THING. She seemed amused. She asked what he did. I told her, he dresses up and talks to people. I gave her, THE NEXT BIG THING's card and told her to call him. She did. When we talked the next day, she hadn't a clue that it was me who was dressed up as Andy Warhol, giving a flyer and my own business card to her. April Fools. She came down and met "me" for the first time the next Sunday and we checked out a show at Monkey Mania.

Fools like us.

Alex Skazat is not Justin Simoni.

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