Today I went to a grocery store and bought baby shampoo and arthritis pain reliever - both for myself. I then went to the thrift store and bought a computer monitor and a purple wig. The monitor cost only twice as much as the wig. I wore the purple wig on my head sticking out of a funny winter hat with a pom pom home.
I parked my car and walked to Penelope's coffee shop, still wearing the wig and hat. I must be in love with her. After she finally recognized me in my disguise, she made me free coffee and the other barista gave me a plastic bag full of brussle sprouts. We talked about an acupuncturist that can heal food allergies who lives somewhere in the mountains. I asked for his number.
Walking home, I really wanted some macaroni and cheese but I bought lasagna instead at the store across the street of my apartmnet. The deli guy labeled it for half of what it was selling for and gave it to me. The whole time I was in the store, I was scared that someone was going to arrest me because they may have thought that the brussel sprouts in my pocket were from this store. I went home and ate the lasagna.
