September 19, 2000: cliches bad - doodles good

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I have an ugly goatee. >

 

 

 

griddle cheese taste like an old dog.

cheese sleep
gasoline talk
eagle tears

"Vivian Vivian,
everytime something blows up,
its always bloody Vivian!!!"

 

 

 

 

we are bats to truth, shrieking to find what keeps us going at night

Bat Glasses...
what?
Bats don't see...
Ohh...
They're purple.

Batman must be blind to contemporary style.

i'm having trouble sleeping..

MoeHawks
CurlyDucks
LarryPigeons

 

 

... my girlfriend's waterbed is too hot for my flying rodent body (Calvin thinks bats are Flying Rodents)

Lentils are like small beans, but pack the same nutritional value, plus they cook faster, like little poems.

Water bottle love,
evaporatinf what I need
slowly till I become
dry and bare.

 

=======(on the run?)
tell em that i'm your gun,
pull my trigger, i am bigger,
than...

 

postcard sunburn
on my face
slipped into sleep
in the park

[purple hats like mushrooms]

Boulder Joke:
Q.: What do you call a University whose buildings look like mountains?
A.: Higher Learning (laugh, its funny)

 

 

Electrical Sockets on the wall looks like two people on their side going - "ohhhh" or "oooooooh" (wonder what they're doing? ) or maybe they're too, white jack-o-lanterns, carved by a cubist minimalist, it is almost halloween..... I wonder what cubist minimalist was borm on Halloween? I wonder where picasso was buried....

I wonder why this building I'm in has carpet on its walls?

 

The worst thing,
about running in the rain
is the hole
in your shoe

we all must have
old stained black socks
from rainy days
and old shoes

If imperfections are stained socks
and the reason are shoes fit for teh dumpster,
I guess we're al just sponged with errors
as we race through the day

My old shoes are black
they're my favorite!
I'm wearing them right now.
My sock today is wet from yesterdays rain.
and my foot is miserable.

through a window,
fire hydrants
look like upside-down udders.

My shirt glows in the dark
That means-
I glow in the dark

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^ = women.

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