- What kind of person makes peach pancakes for dinner?
- My ego needs deflating, do you by any chance have a quarter?
- Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes good. Plants taste like alive, and
being alive tastes pretty damn good too.
- An explosion of silence collapsed the party as the uninvited guest waltzed
in.
- You may think teasing your lover with a whip is fun, but please don't try
it with a baby.
- Dream knowing that its all not real and do everything you can possible, then
wake up and realize that the world is a dream.
- My dog prowls the cat, the cat barks.
- Walls look small from satellites.
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