November 21, 1999: apparently, i'm going to die

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true verbatim conversation:

girl: hello
me: hi
girl: you skating in the snow?
me: no, i saw it was snowing and i came back
girl: you know, two of my friends died on one of those things. if you don't wear a helmet, man its over.
me: wow, well last week i took a really bad fall on-
girl: just died. two of my friends! (walks away)
me: ahh... nice talking to you..?

 

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